Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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