i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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