Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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