Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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