I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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