Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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