I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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