Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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