Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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