drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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