apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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