he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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