i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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