I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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