careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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