I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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