Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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