Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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