sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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