I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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