so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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