Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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