i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
a search helicopter?!
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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