dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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