I'm laying in your front yard are you home
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Drake has all the answers
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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