Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
cat food counts as protein by the way
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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