Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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