she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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