If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Randomize