The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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