Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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