Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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