I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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