Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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