Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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