at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
do nipples grow back?
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