Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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