ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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