I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
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it's like iHOP with fire
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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