the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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