i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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