Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I could fuck to npr.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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