I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
What did we do last night that was yellow?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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