it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
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Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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