I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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