that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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