he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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