He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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