dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
worst night to have a conscience
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize