My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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